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Gus
Joined: 07 Sep 2007 Posts: 2569 Location: Freezing my nads off in Aberdoom
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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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Last week, I hit my third deer of the year. 5am, Cairngorms.
£3,500 damage to the front of my car.
I've just managed to calm down enough not to SHOUT about it.
BTW, Honda, £584 for that shiny sliver of chrome with your badge on the front? Seriously? Are you taking the effing p1ss?
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Symes
Joined: 25 Jul 2006 Posts: 1360 Location: P!ssed off land
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:00 am Post subject: |
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Can you offset the repair bills with a couple of sides of venison to the local pub?
_________________ 1st place Falcon Lodge 3rd Year 800m; 1st place Santa Run
Stronger mind and muscles than joints, what a b@stard
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GrahamO
Joined: 10 Apr 2005 Posts: 10203 Location: United Arab Emirates or an airport
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 11:30 am Post subject: |
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Small toes were created to check on the hardness rating of bedroom furniture in the morning, in the dark
_________________ Arguing with engineers is like wrestling in mud with a pig - after a while you realise they like it
newMan : I don't know why you think you can address me like that! Don't ever reply directly to any of my posts again please.
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Wheezy
Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 1889 Location: Sub 3 (elect)
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2019 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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SCENTED CANDLES!!
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JeffB
Joined: 04 May 2008 Posts: 1406 Location: Middlesbrough
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2019 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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Fizzy water (WTF), I lost at roulette while in Hungary, thought the blue bottle top probably meant still.
At least the lady opposite me on the metro got a free giggle on me when I got a shower opening it
Jeff
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FoulOleRon
Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 6682
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 1:41 pm Post subject: |
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IT SEEMS THE RULES HAVE GONE TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET AROUND HERE!
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JeffB
Joined: 04 May 2008 Posts: 1406 Location: Middlesbrough
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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SORRY, I HADN'T SEEN THE SHOUTING RULE!
JEFF
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